At first, it was so absurd
I thought it must be just fake news:
A hundred thousand soldiers
Deployed to our nation’s streets,
Olive boots upon the ground.
How long, I wonder,’til we hear
The crack of rifle and shattered glass
Echoing through out public squares
As they gather to deport, the illegal class.
But after that, what game is fair?
Does he think that we’re asleep
Or have forgotten mission creep?
Well Don, you ass, I’m here to say
This just won’t work; not today!